Periodically, I post this application, if Bethany happens to be in need of a boyfriend. I came up with this about 2-1/2 years ago. I tried to enlist the help of a certain airman who was in Iraq at the time (he shall remain nameless, but his initials are Ethan Moritz), but he declined to bring home any completed applications from fellow military personnel. E….you will not live that down.
It has come to my attention that once again it may be necessary to post this updated application. Valentine’s Day is up coming soon (aka “Singles Awareness Day”).
If my slide shows are messing up go to Singing4God8692 to meet Bethany.
APPLICATION FOR POSITION OF BOYFRIEND
BETHANY RACHEL HARTMAN
- Name ____________________________________________________
- Age (check one) IMPORTANT: Under 21 need not bother to apply
___ 21-22 (Should be very mature for age.)
___ 23-25 (Optimal age)
___ 26-27 (Acceptable but really pushing it)
___ 28 and over (It’s not looking good)
3. Do you like cats? ___yes
4. Are you currently married? ___no
5. Do you like children? ___yes
6. Do you plan on growing up before having any? ___yes ___no
7. Do you have any? ___yes ___no
8. Are you sure? ___yes ___no
9. How tall are you? _________ (Note: must be at least 5”10”)
10. List occupation____________________________________
(Preference will be given to those in less life threatening occupations, unless you have good life insurance.)
11. List hobbies/interests. (Please be interesting enough to fill both lines.)
12. What is your political affiliation? ___Republican
13. Phone Number _______________________________
If your application is accepted (that means not run through the shredder), you will be contacted for an interview. The review committee will consist of Pastor, Dad, Mom, Brother, and Sister-in-law. Mom and Sister-in-law will decide who is cutest. Upon completion of the first round of interviews, the applicant will be presented to friends at church for approval. Multiple firearms will be present at both sessions.