I just don’t understand Buddy the Elf. If he wanted to leave the North Pole and go to New York City, why didn’t he just wait till Christmas Eve and have Santa drop him off? Some people just don’t think these things through.
Today is my parents’ 53rd wedding anniversary:
This picture is from their 50th anniversary party we gave them 3 years ago.
Shamelessly stolen from Donkey_Guy_10:
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, “Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?”
Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on TV-‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'”