So I guess I’ll do that It’s nothing serious, though. I went back to posts on this day, but previous years, and found this:
Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety.
Wait for it…it’s worth it. AFTER Tweety is caught, scroll down……
0-2 seconds – There’s hope for you.
2-5 seconds – Having a bad day?
5-10 seconds – Or you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds – Remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of.
20-30 seconds – It is recommended that you don’t breed.
30-60 seconds – You probably can’t read this anyway, So why bother?
1-2 minutes – The equivalent of the average house plant.
2-5 minutes – Good afternoon Idiot!!
5 minutes–1 hour – Dead people score in this range.
1 hour plus – Congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot…
HEY – DON’T BLAME ME…YOU SHOULD KNOW SYLVESTER NEVER CATCHES TWEETY!
Ok, Stumpy…how’s that for an update?